Butter Monologue

Hey Theatre Arts 2, lose your butter monologue? Here it is!

 

Betty Botter had some butter,

“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.

If I bake this bitter butter,

It would make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter,

That would make my batter better.”

So she bought a bit of butter –

Better than her bitter butter –

And she baked it in her batter;

And the batter was not bitter.

So ’twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter.